February 2012
What you look like when you wake up →
funniest10k:
Expectations:
Reality:
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Miss Piggy On Beauty
ribbonsandgeekery:
Gaahd, Miss Piggys interview on beauty for Vogue gave me a smile from ear to ear. I love that sexy body positive pig.
What are your top beauty tips?
Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.
bitch that's the tubby custard machine: Stephen... →
some-disgraced-cosmonaut:
inothernews:
This cashtaculous sellout is not quite enough — I’m demanding more branding of Loraxian stuff! With what you can buy, boy, the sky is the limit — A Filet-O-Fish meal with real hummingfish in it! Filmmakers, get cracking! The market…
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Why I moved four times in six months.
This post could also be titled: ‘When life hands you lemons, fuck the lemons.’
Basically, I’d been living with my brother for four years since I moved back to Miami from NC-and, while I love my brother, we do not function well together…at all. We have different schedules and we just don’t work as roommates. My cousin had a friend who had two rooms to rent and I would...
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Announcer: THE ARTIST? TWO FOR YOU!
Harry Potter: bu-
Announcer: HUGO? FOUR FOR YOU, HUGO, YOU GO HUGO!
Harry Potter: uh-
Announcer: Is War Horse in the audience? Here you go, one for you...
Harry Potter: excuse me-
Announcer: AND NONE FOR HARRY POTTER BYE
Tumblr is full of clothes you can’t wear, food you...
close-to-blasphemy:
rumregrets:
catholicnun:
reblog if your url is what describes you
I think that generally on any average sunday morning, Rumregrets is a very very apt description of myself.
my wife. i have rumregrets always, also-ilu.
and i AM ‘THE Mily Miracles’ :D
I Think You Know What's Next →
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u liked my pic
i liked ur pic
i think u know what’s next
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New York Magazine's List of Other "Seinfeld"... →
inothernews:
George Costanza: “I lie every second of the day. My whole life is a sham!”
Jerry Seinfeld: “You’re going to really see me being a phony, now. I hope you can take this. Maybe you should go in the other room.”
George Costanza: “Just remember. It’s not a lie … if you believe it.”
Jerry Seinfeld: “If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right.”
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