January 2012
How is it that I can be on Tumblr for 5 hours but... →
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I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction. →
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the entire week every single week
monday: i
tuesday: want
wednesday: to
thursday: kill myself
friday: i want to kill myself a little bit less
saturday: thank u god for waking me up today this is a glorious day amen
sunday: im killing myself
"In the world there are, on average, five people... →
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“Does my sexiness upset you?
Does it come as a surprise
That I dance like I’ve...”
– Maya Angelou (via oxblood) GIRL.
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“Which brings me back to where I began. Those of us who’ve been sent here to...”
– President Barack Obama, 2012 State of the Union (via mediahascookies)
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