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the entire week every single week
thursday: kill myself
friday: i want to kill myself a little bit less
saturday: thank u god for waking me up today this is a glorious day amen
sunday: im killing myself
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Does my sexiness upset you? Does it come as a surprise That I dance like I’ve...– Maya Angelou (via oxblood) GIRL.
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