July 2011
Sorry it’s so short (and so lame) but new beginnings SHOULD be vlogged about!
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that woman that plays debbie on true blood was born in 1987
exactly, Paulette. My thoughts, exactly.
Just so I can bawl in the comfort of my own home.
Severus and Lily - Alexandre Desplat
that snoop and 50 gif is gna be one of them gifs that is always relevant.
“you’re ugly”
“omg i love your blog!!!!!&^$*$”
“i want to do you in the anus”
“will you check out my blog”
“wat u doin?”
lol
1-I would never commit suicide, it’s likely that I’ve been murdered (probably by ninjas)…so, my killer must be brought to justice.
2-I don’t want a wake or a burial, just cremate and flush me down a toilet. I’m cool with that.
3-I own nothing of value, so I have no will-but any Batman related items will go to my cousin, Elba.
4-someone please get to my toy drawer before my mom does. I don’t need her getting a heart attack.
5-if ghosts exist and I become one, I wouldn’t be haunting anyone I know; so relax. I’m probably off trying to see how big Ryan Reynold’s peen is. Y’know, important ghost business.
6-in the event I’ve become a zombie: RUN, DUMBASSES! I won’t recognize you as anything other than a tasty cerebral snack
7-someone clear my Internet search history…I swear all those visits to porn sites were research purposes…for some school related thing.
8-in the event of reincarnation as some sort of animal, I highly doubt I’ll be some house pet so again, relax about being haunted. I’ll probably be a manatee, sloth, gerbil, or panda…y’know…with my karma it’ll be fairly useless.
9-no, I have no regrets in my life…except y’know-not having saved myself from the obvious ninja attack that resulted in my death (I’m betting on ninjas)
10-don’t go crying about ‘she was so young! I wish I could’ve told her_____’-if you have something to tell me, speak now before the ninjas get me.
11-they’re real, and they’re spectacular.
SO. MUCH. STUFF.







