March 2011
February 2011
“I am on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.”
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Charlie Sheen (via mudratmark)
BEST. QUOTE. EVER.
(via darkblue)…REALLY?!
“And then she gives birth to her own face. The whole thing is just a mess. I will never get those eight minutes back.”
—my coworker, on “Born This Way” (via palaceoffunk)
HAHAHAHAHHAAAAAA
“Love is so short, forgetting is so long.”
—Pablo Neruda (via imaginaryfiction)
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